Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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