How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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