i think my mom watched the whole time
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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