WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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