accomplished twins. life is a go
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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