belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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