i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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