she smelled like a LAN party
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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