he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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