I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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