you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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