You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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