i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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