how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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