How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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