Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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