addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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