last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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