I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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