So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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