so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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