it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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