I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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