fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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