I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
