so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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