His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Quick, to the slutcave!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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