He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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