You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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