why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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