I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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