come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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