No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Farmville is her only friend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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