if only i could text you this smell
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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