do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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