Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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