Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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