As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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