Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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