Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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