I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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