the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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