yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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