exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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