So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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