As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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