I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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