It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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