I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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