Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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