So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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