it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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