butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Randomize
