Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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