Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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