just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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