are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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