I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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