Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he thought i was a dude.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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